Stop putting spoiler material in the damn menu clips you ignorant asses. In a popcorn adventure, no one cares but in anything remotely dramatic you’re ripping the heart out of the movie before the viewer gets a chance to watch it.

Some of us are first time watchers, you doddering pissants, for the sake of hoping people say, “Oo, look at what they did with those clips. How pretty and clever.” Well, you include spoiler material and all I think is how pretty un-clever you are — as in: as dumb as going skinny dipping in the Amazon during piranha spawning season.

Get your crap together. Fucktards.

Thankfully, I’ve wisened up to your cloddish creative crapfests and try to skip seeing a frame of the story-cleaving numbskull travesties you seem so fond of assembling. Hopefully the money from next DVD I purchase will go straight to you with a note attached: Buy yourself a godddamn clue, Dopey!